Marginal Revolution Proposes a New Cheeseburger Recipe
I think this is illegal in the state of California:
Marginal Revolution: New cheeseburger recipe: New to me, that is. Make your patty boxier than usual. Stuff it with maytag blue cheese, and some high-quality butter as well. Then cook it. You can add other touches as well, but that is the basic idea.
Why not just deep-fry it as well?