Fine Print!
Some very fine print. From the Seacliffe Best Western Hotel in Aptos, CA:
HOTEL GUEST COMPLIMENTARY BREAKFAST.... Fresh Fruit Parfait--Granola and yoghurt topped with Fresh Fruit OR Two farm fresh eggs, scrambled (Only) with choice of Bacon or Sausage. Served with country potatoes and a Croissant. Toast is not included with Hotel breakfast, Nor can it be substituted for the Croissant, however it can be purchased for $1.95. Coffee, Tea, Milk, Lemonade, Orange Juice, Apple Juice, or Pass-O-Guava Juice Only Is included with Hotel Breakfast Please No substitutions on Hotel breakfast. A $3.95 credit will be applied to other entries on the breakfast menu if you choose outside the box.
I don't know about you, but after reading that somehow I don't feel very complimented.
