Why Oh Why Can't We Have a Better Press Corps? (National Review Edition)
National Review today, in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina:
The Corner on National Review Online: NOT THAT I WANT TO OFFEND ANYBODY [Jonah Goldberg] But it would be pretty cool if Fox played to caricature and repeatedly referred to the hurricane as Katrina vanden Heuvel.
"The destruction from Katrina vanden Heuvel is expected to be massive."
"...the poor and disabled are particularly likely to suffer from the effects of Katrina vanden Heuvel ...."
"Coming up: how to explain Katrina vanden Heuvel to your children."
The Corner on National Review Online: ATTN: SUPERDOME RESIDENTS [Jonah Goldberg] I think it's time to face facts. That place is going to be a Mad Max/thunderdome Waterworld/Lord of the Flies horror show within the next few hours. My advice is to prepare yourself now. Hoard weapons, grow gills and learn to communicate with serpents. While you're working on that, find the biggest guy you can and when he's not expecting it beat him senseless. Gather young fighters around you and tell the womenfolk you will feed and protect any female who agrees to participate without question in your plans to repopulate the earth with a race of gilled-supermen. It's never too soon to be prepared.