Reactions to America's Silliest DogTM, Rancho Laguna Park, October 15 AM. America's Silliest DogTM is five years and three months old:
4: What a cute Lab puppy!
3: How old is your Lab puppy?
3: Off. Off! Down!!
2: How do you get your dog to run like that? I wish my dog would run.
2: How did your dog get so muddy?
1: Where did she find that branch?
1: No jump! No jump!
1: It must be nice to have a puppy.
1: When she grows up, you should get her a companion dog to play with to keep her active.
UPDATE: For some reason, nobody said: "I see your dog likes to roll in horse urine-soaked hay."