Stephen Colbert is a national treasure:
Colbert's clips from "Today" and "Good Morning America" are priceless. Colbert says:
I asked Congressman Lyn Westmoreland who proposed requiring the display of the ten commandments in the House and Senate chambers if he could name the ten commandments. What I should have asked him [according to "Today" and "Good Morning America" was this:
- Is tanning addictive?
- How long did it take you to grow that [beard]?
- Do you really need to wait a half hour after you eat to go swimming?