Pros and Cons of the Top 20 Democratic Presidential Candidates.
McSweeney's Internet Tendency:
McSweeney's Internet Tendency: Pros and Cons of the Top 20 Democratic Presidential Candidates: OPTIMUS PRIME
Pro: Size; power; ability to emit short-range optic blasts.
Con: Potential attack ad: "Sometimes Optimus Prime is a robot, other times a truck. Which is it, Mr. Prime? America deserves a leader that doesn't transform whenever it's convenient."
