LizardBreath Grants a Plenary Indulgence to Hillary Rodham Clinton
Sitting the 生員 (Shēngyuán) Exam

Emergency Culinary Hazard Warning!

The shaker next to the cinnamon shaker in the Berkeley business school cafeteria is not, repeat not vanilla, but instead garlic powder.

After that, I definitely don't need the caffeine--the am-I-poisoned?-flight-or-fight adrenaline rush was enough all by itself, thank you.

That is all.