Grasping Reality on TypePad, by Brad DeLong

At Yali's Cafe East in Stanley Hall...

• The squeeze bottle that looks like honey is honey.
• The carafe that says "half and half" is half milk and half cream.
• The carafe that says "skim" is skim milk.
• The shaker labeled "cinnamon" is cinnamon.
• The shaker labeled "chocolate" is chocolate.
• The shaker that looks as if it holds vanilla holds salt.
• The shaker that looks as if it holds nutmeg holds pepper.

Be advised.