Noted for June 23, 2013
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No More Mister Nice Blog Reads Politico So We Don't Have to

Why oh why can't we have a better press corps?

No More Mister Nice Blog:

Nothing to See Here--Just a Few Bad Apples: For years the Beltway has been in denial about the extremism of the Republican Party, and here's yet more evidence, from Politico, that that state of denial will never, ever change:

They've waxed philosophic about "legitimate rape," reflected on the economic role of "wetbacks" and denounced the actions of "brazen, self-described illegal aliens." They've lamented that "mom got in the workplace" and called out the United States attorney general for casting "aspersions on my asparagus." Call them the clueless caucus of the Republican Party.

I'd call them "the Republican Party," but hey, that's just me.

As much of the GOP strains to implement a post-2012 course correction, the party has found itself stymied over and over by what leaders describe as a tiny rump of ham-fisted pols with a knack for stumbling onto cable news. No matter what the party leadership is up to in a given month, there's almost invariably a back-bencher in the House of Representatives or a C-list player out in the states who's only too eager to take the wind out of a conservative comeback with some incendiary comment that seizes national attention.

First of all, what evidence is there that the GOP currently "strains to implement a post-2012 course correction"?... Politico tells us that the party restructuring is a real thing, regrettably hindered by "a tiny rump of ham-fisted pols with a knack for stumbling onto cable news." What is this "knack"? To me, the word "knack" suggests a special skill -- but if these folks are otherwise "back-bencher[s]" and "C-list player[s]," then obviously they don't have particular communications skills…. Politico, though, makes them sound like the guy you read about in Parade magazine who's been struck by lightning eight times -- we can't explain it! it's just one of those things!

It all got started last fall when two Senate candidates — Missouri's Todd Akin and Indiana's Richard Mourdock -- blew up their campaigns with offensive remarks about rape. But the trend of self-destructive, largely marginal Republicans seizing the spotlight has only continued in 2013.

I'd say "it all got started" a lot further back than that -- Dan Quayle? Reagan interior secretary James Watt? Reagan himself?… Ahhh, but because we all know that Both Sides Do It, we need a balancing set of embarrassing quotes from Democrats. So, Politico, whaddaya got?

It's not that Democrats don’t have people in their ranks who say stupid stuff…. Former Democratic National Committee Chairman Howard Dean calling the Benghazi uproar a "laughable joke," or coulda-been Senate candidate Ashley Judd comparing mountaintop removal mining to rape, just doesn't send the same ripples when Barack Obama's the unquestioned spokesman for the party.

Seriously? That's the best you have? Two Democrats who don't hold office, one of whom never has and never will, while the other probably never will again? One who's an actress? And if you watch the clip, you'll see that what Dean was calling a "laughable joke" was the politically cynical GOP campaign to blame President Obama for Benghazi, not the Benghazi incident itself. But you see what Politico did at the end there: yes, we had trouble scraping together a couple of recent examples of Democratic gaffes, but they're there, you betcha -- they just don't "send the same ripples" because if your party holds the White House, no one ever pays attention to anything any other member of your party says. Except that wasn't true when Quayle was VP, or Watt was secretary of the interior…. Republican gaffes matter because they reflect Republican policy. Much of the Republican Party really does want to ban all abortions and deport all undocumented immigrants and wish women back into the kitchen and gay people back into the closet.

The Politico story goes on to tell us that the GOP just has to put more articulate figureheads forward -- like Congresswoman Marsha Blackburn, who became the face of the House GOP's successful push to pass a bill banning late-term abortions. Um, isn't that the same Marsha Blackburn who said that women "don't want" the government to pass equal pay laws? Yeah, that'll work.