Fidel Castro Dead at 90
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Jaybird Has a Good Response to the Crazies Out This Morning: "Vladimir, Joseph, and Zedong"

Preview of Fidel Castro Dead at 90

For all of our stooges searching for a Stalin, half-wits hailing a Hitler, morons marching for a Mussolini, and clowns craving a Castro this morning:

Jaybird: Vladimir, Joseph, and Zedong:

Has anybody here seen my old friend Vladimir?
Can you tell me where he’s gone?
He freed a lot of people,
But it seems the good they die young.
You know, I just looked around and he’s gone.

Anybody here seen my old friend Zedong?
Can you tell me where he’s gone?
He freed a lot of people,
But it seems the good they die young.
I just looked around and he’s gone.

Anybody here seen my old friend Joseph?
Can you tell me where he’s gone?
He freed a lot of people,
But it seems the good they die young.
I just looked ’round and he’s gone.

Didn’t you love the things that they stood for?
Didn’t they try to find some good for you and me?
And we’ll be free
Some day soon, and it’s a-gonna be one day…

Anybody here seen my old friend Fidel?
Can you tell me where he’s gone?
I thought I saw him walkin’ up over the hill,
With Vladimir, Joseph and Zedong....

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